1u rockssss....we went out for me bday party..sorta like a party actually

i went there and i saw xiann standing there. so i "picked" him up and went to my mum.
then we walked and waited for the others

then here came sam and elena..haha they were shy fyi. Saw them hiding in speedy
hahah


then we went to buy gameplan and went to eat mcd...they used salt to write my name..akward

hahaha
we were late for the movie...its either we were slow walkers or we just took our sweet time walking...ahahah

then we got this 10 free cokes and popcorn

thats when the reall pain begins

siew ho and weng wai were shooting ice throwing popcorn and dear yukane was hiding under the cinema seat..luckly i changed place or i would have join yukane under there

so we walked and walked and split up. guess what i got from xiann....he hold my hands and gave me a present. felt gay but when i opened i felt GAYER
i got pink boxers!!!!!!!!!!

lol yesterday was soo funn...

went to school for unggul then stayed in school....didnt finish my moral hw yet though heheh

so yukane kena stand on table....trust me for you belian kempas and balau people you would know what mr ho punishes you with ryte. kekeke. then siew ho came to me before school start and said the outing cancelled. I was like "wthhh!!!" so i reinvited someother people and guess what sab told me...it was a suprise in the end...screwed man screwed

so we decided to mash the two groups to one....and yea hope everthing works out later

anyway after school they you know...pour water
bugger i must bow down to them cause you know why? They poured in front of pn wong
then they took me outside...and XIANN POUR 7up

shit him mannn i smelt like 7up in the car all the way home. had to wash my bag somemore.
haha but alls worthcause once a year where you feel the pain. Weng wai and Craig knowws what i mean. XD

yesterday things didnt go out as planned ...haihz the pain in the heart

the things i dream never happens in reality..anyway yesterday we talked to mr chuah online

he and mr tysern were playing MAHJONG...cool teachers do have fun

lol not like pn lee...hahahah

Oh, well imagine; as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:"What a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter."Yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore.

"I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality....

I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense ohhhh...

Well in fact well i'll look at it this way,I mean technically our marriage is saved!Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne!
Oh! Well in fact well i'll look at it this way,I mean technically our marriage is saved!
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne,pour the champagne!

I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality...

I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

Again

I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality...

I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

Again

today its schooling day again...

LOL so today i was kinda emoish...bugger 3 times kena from pengawas.
hahah...and i actually did my arts

so what was funny today??....lol

haihz i was emo today cause of someone.that person really knows how to put my mind to something

ahhh...and my dad actually forgot to pick me up today...went home at 6 went school finishes at 5.25

julian was so damn funny just now. he was like i give you fifty cents you use public phone
so i said no the public phone was spoil then i go try he was like if you had fifty cents the whole time..why didnt you think of using the public phone ??

hahah

Wahhh yesterday was sooo funnn...it was so cool in class and after school.XD

in class we had mr yap tysern to come to our class. As you know he and mr chuah are joke machines just that mr chuah's joke is funny and mr tysern is sick and funny..

Sample jokes from him:

-What you get when you put a bomb in a guy's underwear? [banana split]

-What you get when you put a bomb in a girl's bra ? [tit bits]

-why are guys heavier than girls?
[cause every morning they wake up guys have a glass of milk shake and two papayas but girls only get one banana, two peanuts and a teaspoon of mayonese]

-why do guys fart louder than girls? [cause guys got a microphone and two speakers]

-one day an old guy was having a pic of his gf in the bus. He was staring at the pic admiring her looks and all. Then suddenly the bus had an emergency brake so his pic fell under a girl's skirt. He didnt know what to do so he went to do what everyone would do. But his english sucked so this was what he said "excuse me miss can you lift up your skirt so that i can take photo?"..

lol there are more but lazy to tell..hahah so lets go on to the ghost busters part..

yukane's group was damn funy during the lasst period. You have to be in belian to know what happened.

so after school julian and i went to esther's pool party. HAD SO MUCH FUN!! wait having arm cramp after loosing to iman in swimming 3 times. yea yea i suck in swimming k. Haihz the fun just never stops when we are all together...XD

lots of hw...ahhh

in class today was okay..have to do moral SPM again..haihz please la mr ho we are stil form 2
dont torture us

in KHB...hmm not too bad la pn norsila..like people say " when she is angry she is angry when she is good she is good "

nothing to blog..oh yea cf

wasnt bad..not too shabby. first day for craig in cf. walau he look so blurr in cf. and somemore he bought eggs....4 EGGS to kenakan julian...hahaha GG but in the end he threw it away
instead they got FLOUR. So sad i miss the fun...hahaha

wow school then holiday...not bad. the thing is i am stuck with so many hws from tuition and school.
AHH i hate hw. especially tuition........trust me i would cry now if i got the time

HAPPY BDAY julian and lianggg...i should have sprayed them with water but seeing they are wet enough i let them go....XD (truth is i got no more water)

aiyoooo this saturday got school somemore. not to say i dont like but clashes with everything i wanted to do on that day. SHESHHH

today mr chuah came into our class and he told us he encountered a gay before. LOL

some gay dude took his bro phone and told them "i didnt steal you bro's phone no worries. i just took it" LOL la

one of mr chuahs jokes:

yu kane bought a puzzle and went home to start on it. he finished it in 2 months time. he went to his friend and said

"I finish the puzzle in two monthsssss" yu kane said

"Aiyoo that anyone can finish in two minutes time" joshua [friend] said

"but you see here they say [2-3 years]".....

joke number two :

"I am holy like cheese.....cause cheese got so many holes"

haha so anyone wants lame yet funny jokes go to him...he rocks at it...wakakaka

List 5 presents you wish for
-a wish...(wish aieens wish wont come true)
-a new phoneee
-atv for my room
-a great life forever
-all the money i ever dream of

tagged by aileen

your 5 impression of her

-hot
-cool
-shorter than me..no offence
-smart in her ways
-always wanting to be taller than me...wakakak

most memoriable thing she has said to you

" joshua you are so tall "

if she becomes your lover, you will

-if that ever happens then only ask me

if she bcomes your enemy,the reason will be

-she didnt get the sweet she wanted

pass this quiz to 10 person that you wish to know how the feel about you

-alwi imran
-aileen yeo
-victoria
-sabreena
-siew ho
-jing yann
-amanda
-krystin
-i lazy to think

who is number 7[amanda] having relationship with
- i dunno...she is single i guess

who is number 9[krystin] having relationship with
-she is single i think

if number 9[krystin] and 1[alwi] were together,will that be a good thing ?
-I GUESS

what about 1[alwi] and 5[siew ho]
-GAYY

what is number 3[vicky] studying
-how should i know

when was the last time you chatted with number 6[jing yann]
-ermm during the hols...she called...wakakak

does number 4 [sabreena] work?
-no...XD

has any cousin of hers own school
-dont think so...

will you be will number 10[lazy to think person]
-YEAAA

how about number 5[siew ho]
-HECK NO..not gay

does number two[aileen] has any siblings?
-yea i seen her bro before

how did you get to know 2[aileen] and 4[sabreena]
-SKTM

where does number 1[alwi] lives?
- i think somewhere near ss3

how did you get to know 2[aileen]
-in school sktm when she was taller than me

is number 5[siew ho] the sexiest person in the wrold
-to some people yes...hahhaha

school started. WOOT WOOT. belian isnt that bad leh

thought it would be bad but the worst part of all is CANTEEN. walau pasar malam also not as bad as in school. Cant even get a drink in less than 5 minutes and recess seems over. haihz form 2 is "great". then have to go to the hall.

sit down listen to teacher. Pn wong's speech was like 1 hour plus man. she left us 40 minutes till school over. Haihz sit until as pain. then today was three teachers and yet cant beat her record.

well at least i got some entertainments in belian. If not can only hear the wind passing through. XD BELIAN, BE MORE FUN PLEASEEE

before that this orning my mum woke me up at 8 something. then she woke me up at 9 something saying have to pick my bro up. had to rush like crap to get ready. then end up i went to school late at about 12.30 something. siew ho waited for me....hhhahah